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Welcome to football’s silly season, the hinterland between the end of last season and the beginning of the next. With nothing to do but peruse glacier-like transfer developments around Declan Rice and Mason Mount, the general public are becoming increasingly feral. Those glory days of watching actual football or even Jack Grealish seem light years away, and now they have to make do by following Phil Foden’s son on Instagram. No, really (1.4m followers and counting).
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