The self-described ‘stupid gay clown’ provides a who’s who of queer comedians – including one he would like to ask out. Matt Rogers, if you’re reading this …
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Last year I got punched in the nose by a lesbian during a Monday night mixed football game. It was a Tim Winton wet dream of an evening – balmy, jacarandas abloom and late in the year when that well-manicured fist connected squarely, although accidentally, with my face. And I’ll tell you this for free, but boy did people laugh. Millennials will rightfully laugh at violence which makes sense for the first internet generation raised on a diet of Australia’s Funniest Home Videos and Mad TV music parodies (none included in the list sadly).
As a stupid gay clown, laughter is my currency and I’m excited to take you on a tour of my turn of the millennium-pilled neuroses. So let’s get in the broken-down 1993 Honda Civic that is my brain and take a drive down old internet lane.
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