Today’s fluff got curve like Andrea Pirlo
Kylian Mbappé has informed Paris Saint-Germain that the incomparable thrill of besting Brest, trouncing Troyes and angering Angers no longer appeals to him – nor the fun of predicting how Champions League embarrassment will come. As such, a number of clubs are jockeying to secure the services of a player the Mill would like to believe is known as “Jack” by his teammates.
Real Madrid, already spending in the region of £88.5m on Jude Bellingham, are keen to lash even more money if they possibly can, because what is money for if not lashing. And they also need a centre-forward to replace Karim Benzema, who’s finally fulfilling his fantasy of playing in the Saudi Pro League.
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