While ostensibly terrible, Santa’s Speedy Quest is also addictive, hilarious, only 79p – and in its own fiendish way, exactly what we need at this time of year
If you’ve got an Xbox and any sense, you’ll be spending this Christmas playing the new Indiana Jones game. And perhaps feeling smug about the fact it’s a timed exclusive, leaving PlayStation owners to press their noses against the frosted glass like Victorian orphans.
But dry your tears, PS5 fans, for I have found the game that will save Christmas. And it costs 79p. Say hello, and ho ho ho, to Santa’s Speedy Quest.
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