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Witherspoon brings out the game ball. We don’t get that confirmed for a while because commentators gotta commentate. (Are we sure the Red Bulls aren’t playing and handing out their sponsors’ refreshments? These folks are talking as if they’re trying to recite the entirety of Hamlet in 20 minutes.)
“Kickoff next,” we hear. But a clock says we still have 7:15 to go.
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